How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Nothing Good Happens After 2 AM (2006)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
Quotes
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Barney Stinson : We haven't reached legendary yet. We're just at the "le." We still have the "gen", the "da", the "ry"
Lily Aldrin : Well if we're at the "le" I say we follow it up with a "t's go home."
Marshall Eriksen : Oh, you just got burned, phonics style.
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Marshall Eriksen : [about Robin telling Barney she likes Ted] Wait. So I'm the only one that she didn't tell? She told you and not me?
Barney Stinson : Well, I guess I'm just better friends with her than you are.
Marshall Eriksen : Well, I'm better friends with Ted than you are.
Barney Stinson : That is a lie!
Marshall Eriksen : It is not a lie.
[Both Stand up and start simultaneously yelling at each other]
Barney Stinson : Okay, that's it! You and me! I'm not afraid of you!
Marshall Eriksen : I'll show you things you never seen before! I used to box in the Army!
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Barney Stinson : [after Lily tells Ted that Robin likes him] Lily, here's what you just said: "Ted, whatever you do, don't go up there. There's a beautiful girl who wants to have sex with you.
Marshall Eriksen : And then she's gonna make you some delicious juice.
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Lily Aldrin : Okay, it's time for bed.
Barney Stinson : What? No. It's 2:30.
Lily Aldrin : Nothing good ever happens after 2:00 a.m.
Barney Stinson : You know, I have found, in my travels... that all the best things in life happen after 2:00 a.m. When I look back at the best stories of my life - the Liberty Bell incident, the little scrape I got in at the Russian Embassy, the almost four-way.
Marshall Eriksen : You never had a four-way.
Barney Stinson : I said "almost." All those things happened after 2:00 a.m; because after 2 AM is when things get- audience say it with me- LEGENDARY.