How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Belly Full of Turkey (2005)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

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• Lily : [while waiting to look at a pregnancy test]  Look, we may have some really big decisions to make in about 10 seconds but right now, I don't care where our kids grow up as long as they have you for a father.

  Lily : [Lily leans into Marshall's open arm, Marshall kisses Lily on the top of her head]  Gosh, I hope you're the father. Just a little joke to lighten up the mood.

  Marshall : What does it say?

  Lily : I'm afraid to look.

  Policeman : [Yelling from outside]  It's negative.

  Lily : Thank God.

  [to Pete] 

  Lily : And hey!

• Lily : You're playing hockey. With a basketball... and tennis rackets?

  Marshall : It's BaskIceball, the greatest game ever. We invented it. it's Awesome!

  Lily : Wait, BaskIceball? shouldn't it be Iceketball?

  Marvin Eriksen Sr. : Ice... Ket... ball? that just sounds weird.

  Marcus Eriksen : The game is BaskIceball. And I'm the best.

  Lily : Well, maybe that's just cause you haven't seen *me* play.

  [Lily throws the basketball to Marcus who throws it back to Marshall] 

  Marshall : Well, it's not exactly a sport for girls.

  Lily : Well, that's funny cause your brother throws like a girl!

  [Lily throws the ball back to Marcus] 

  Lily : [Marcus throws the ball hard and hits Lily in the face] 

• Marshall : Well, I'm glad you're safe... Hey, weird question, why did you drive three miles down Route 23 and take a pee behind a convenience store?

• Barney : The Thankstini. A fun and delicious new novelty drink I invented. Cranberry juice, potato vodka and a bouillon cube. Tastes just like a turkey dinner.

  Marshall : [Drinks]  It's like Thanksgiving in my mouth.

• Marshall : I don't want our kids to play BaskIceball. That game's really dangerous!

  Lily : Yeah, what are the rules of that game?

  Marshall : There are no rules, we just wail on each other.

• Marshall : [about where they should raise their future children]  Why not St. Cloud? I mean, I loved growing up St. Cloud. St. Cloud is a great place to have a childhood.

  Lily : Oh, so is New York.

  [Marshall's family laugh] 

  Lily : What? It is. And we grew up just fine. And we grew to the proper size and then we stopped.

• Marvin Eriksen Sr. : All right now, no farting around. Put your skates and your pads on, boys. Game on in five minutes.

  Lily : You're gonna go play hockey?

  [Mr. Eriksen tosses a basketball to Marcus] 

  Lily : With a basketball?

  Marvin Eriksen Sr. : Well, it's a combination of the two. We call it baskIceball.

  Marshall : We invented it. It's the most dangerous and awesome sport in the world.

  Lily : [Thinks for a second]  BaskIceball? Not Iceketball?

  Marvin Eriksen Sr. : Iceketball? Just sounds weird.