How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
The Duel (2005)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
Quotes
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Barney : [Robin is calling Barney on his date so he can fake an emergency and leave] Hello?
Robin : Hi there, sexy.
Barney : Hello, Aunt Kathy, what's up?
Robin : Oh, nothing. Just sitting here, thinking about you, hot stuff.
Barney : An accident? Well, is Uncle Rudy gonna be OK?
Robin : Aunt Kathy's got an itch that only you can scratch, big boy.
Barney : [Acting upset] Oh God! Why did he think he could build his own helicopter?
Robin : Come on, daddy, break me off a piece of that white chocolate.
Barney : Well, if he needs a transplant, he can have mine. I'll be right there.
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[repeated line]
Barney : Lemon law! It's gonna be a thing.
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Lily : [At the Chinese restaurant that was formally her apartment] OK, a toast.
[Everyone lifts their cup]
Lily : Life is full of changes. One day you have an apartment, the next day it's a house of dumplings. But the important stuff doesn't change. To the important stuff.
Barney , Robin , Marshall , Ted : Here here. Cheers
[Everyone clinks glasses]
Barney : And to the lemon law!
Barney : [Barney lifts up his glass, no one joins him] Self-clink.
[Barney picks up another cup and clinks his two cups together]
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Robin : [At the hospital after Lily was stabbed] Is she OK?
Marshall : They're just patching her up. She's gonna be fine.
Barney : So get this, I was on a date with this girl, Jackie.
[Ted, Marshall and Robin give him a look]
Barney : What? You said she's fine. So, anyway, I was on date with this girl, Jackie...
Barney : [At the bar] Wow, Jackie, you make a really great first impression. I have a feeling that tonight you might end up being Jackie Ohhh.
Jackie : Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to lemon law you.
[Leaves]
Barney : [Back at the hospital] It's out there, it's a thing. The lemon law is a thing. Damn, I should have called it Barney's law.
