How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Duel (2005)

Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin

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Quotes 

• Lily : A sword fight?

  Marshall , Ted : Sorry, Lily.

  Lily : On Monday, I'm gonna have to tell my kindergarten class, who I teach not to run with scissors, that my fiance ran me through with a fricking broadsword!

  Marshall : Well, just to be fair, it didn't go all the way through.

  Lily : I'm sorry - is this a discussion of the degree to which you stabbed me?

• Lily : OK so I didn't have a written lease as such but, but go ask my landlady, Mrs. Conroy.

  [Lily turns to Robin] 

  Lily : She may be 98 years old but she's still...

  [Has a sudden realization] 

  Lily : She's dead, isn't she?

  Chinese Waitress : Never even saw the bus.

• Lily : [At the Chinese restaurant that was formally her apartment]  OK, a toast.

  [Everyone lifts their cup] 

  Lily : Life is full of changes. One day you have an apartment, the next day it's a house of dumplings. But the important stuff doesn't change. To the important stuff.

  Barney , Robin , Marshall , Ted : Here here. Cheers

  [Everyone clinks glasses] 

  Barney : And to the lemon law!

  Barney : [Barney lifts up his glass, no one joins him]  Self-clink.

  [Barney picks up another cup and clinks his two cups together] 

• Lily : I have to have my own place. It's an independence thing.

  Robin : When was the last time you were there?

  Lily : Three months ago

  [Robin laughs] 

  Lily : What? It's like fat pants. You hope you never have to use 'em but you're glad to know they're there.

• Lily : Man, Ted's been acting weird. He started labeling all his food. He even carved "Ted" into that block of cheese

  [Points to the cheese on the counter] 

  Marshall : Yeah. Well, now it's Ed's.