How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Pineapple Incident (2005)

Joe Nieves: Carl

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• Ted : [Ted is drunk]  Are you a vampire?

  Carl : That's it, I'm cutting you off. Go home, Ted. Get some sleep.

  Ted : Yep, the sun's comin' up pretty soon. Wouldn't wanna be around for *that*, now would we?

• Carl : And how you guys liked the shots?

  Ted : I drank all five, bitch!

• Ted : We can't just be friends. We're attracted to each other, and we both know that.

  Carl : Excuse me?