How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Zip, Zip, Zip (2006)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

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Quotes 

• Marshall Eriksen : [after Lily peed in front of him for the first time]  And you know what, I actually feel closer to you now.

  [Begins mimicking Ted] 

  Marshall Eriksen : I want to know you. Like, know your soul.

  Lily Aldrin : [Continuing]  Marshall, what makes you cry?

  Marshall Eriksen : This moment is fleeting because it's being chased by another moment.

  Lily Aldrin : Oh, just grab my boob already.

• Marshall Eriksen : [Listening in on Ted and Victoria]  God, close the deal, already. It's been, like, 45 minutes... we could have had sex three times by now.

  Lily Aldrin : Yeah, try five.

  Marshall Eriksen : What up!

  [They high five] 

• Victoria : I think this may be a perfect moment. I wish we could hold onto it forever.

  Ted Mosby : No. Because the beauty of a moment is that it's fleeting. By its very nature, it... slips through our fingers... making it that much more precious.

  Lily Aldrin : [In the bathroom, Lily and Marshall are eavesdropping...]  Ugh, that is bad. That is, like, high-school-literary-magazine bad.

  Marshall Eriksen : And they're not even high.

• Marshall Eriksen : [When Ted and Victoria are in the apartment, think Lily and Marshall are away]  All we have to do is hide out in here until Ted moves his mojo into the bedroom.

  Lily Aldrin : But I don't want to hide out in here.

  Marshall Eriksen : Honey, Ted has been going out of his mind waiting for this. If we go out there and spoil the mood, it's not going to happen. Then one of us is going to have to have sex with Ted, and... not going to be me.

• [Lily and Marshal are stuck in the bathroom and Lily has to pee] 

  Marshall Eriksen : How much longer do you think you can hold it?

  Lily Aldrin : I drank a big gulp of Mountain Dew during that Quantum Leap marathon.

  Marshall Eriksen : Oh boy.

• Marshall Eriksen : It's not fair to compare us to Ted and Victoria. This is their first time.

  Lily Aldrin : Yeah, but we could still have some more romance. Now, you just say, "Wanna do it?" And I say, "Yeah."

  Marshall Eriksen : Wanna do...

  Lily Aldrin : [Reprimanding]  No!