- Suzie Schaeffer: So, like, um... . I'll keep your secret and you keep mine, right?
- Major Anthony Nelson: I think that's a very good idea.
- Suzie Schaeffer: Peace, beautiful people.
- Jeannie: Oh, is that not a lovely thought, master? Peace.
- Major Anthony Nelson: I think we're in for war.
- Jeannie: Oh, my poor master, Is there anything I can do to help?
- Major Anthony Nelson: Yes, would you tell me what happens when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter.
- Jeannie: Oh, that is easy. You get a jar of peanut butter with a long memory or an elephant that sticks to your tongue.
- Major Anthony Nelson: My name's,um... Anthony Nelson. What's yours?
- Suzie Schaeffer: Amarantha Swarupinanda.
- Major Anthony Nelson: What?
- Suzie Schaeffer: Oh, I took my name from my last incarnation. I was an Indian princess.
- Major Anthony Nelson: Congratulations.