- Ricky Ricardo: [Ricky, Ralph and Fred don't want to dance at the Country Club party until young, beautiful, blonde Diana arrives] Dancin' is fun. We should do it more often.
- Ricky Ricardo: [all three wives glare at him without a word, while he squirms in his chair] I was just trying not to be rude. Fred is trying not to be rude, too. He's out there now, not being rude. And Ralph is waiting his turn not to be rude next.
- Betty Ramsey: You'd think they'd never seen a blonde before.
- Lucy Ricardo: They still haven't. If she's a blonde, I'm a redhead.
- Ralph Ramsey: I had to sleep in the rumpus room. That's what we call it, because every time we have a rumpus, that's where I sleep.
- Ricky Ricardo: I haven't seen Lucy so mad. The way she storm and ranted and raved, she acted like me!
- Ricky Ricardo: [Lucy's dress is so tight, she can't sit down] Honey, you're gonna have to sit down in the car to get to the dance.
- Lucy Ricardo: Well, we'll put the top down and I can stand up all the way.