I Love Lucy (TV Series)

Drafted (1951)

William Frawley: Fred Mertz

Quotes 

• Ricky Ricardo : [while Lucy thinks that Ricky is going into the army while Ricky thinks Lucy is pregnant]  Me, father?

  Fred Mertz : Yeah. You, father. Lucy, mother. Me, Tarzan.

• Fred Mertz : Some people build model airplanes. Ethel reads postcards.

• Ricky Ricardo : Lucy's been acting strange lately!

  Fred Mertz : Strange? How can you tell?

• Ricky Ricardo : Have you ever heard Lucy sing?

  Fred Mertz : No.

  Ricky Ricardo : Our fighting men have been through enough.