- Fred Mertz: Look, turning our wives loose in that place is like taking 2 mice on a tour through a cheese factory.
- Ethel Mertz: I'm wearing some of that potent perfume too, Freddie.
- [Fred sniffs her]
- Ethel Mertz: Well?
- Fred Mertz: Nice try.
- Lucy Ricardo: I'm not going to buy you Jack Marcel dress.
- Lucy Ricardo: That's not what I was going to ask.
- Ricky Ricardo: Honey, I know you pretty well.
- Lucy Ricardo: Do you know me well enough to know that I'm going to pester you for that dress till the end of my days.
- Ricky Ricardo: And do you know me well enough to know that if you do, the end might come sooner than you expect.
- Ethel Mertz: Look Lucy, there's one of the models from the show.
- Lucy Ricardo: Did you ever see anything like that in your life?
- Ethel Mertz: Never. Absolutely out of this world.
- Fred Mertz: That explains it. They're from Mars.