- Ricky Ricardo: Now Fred, I'm afraid I have caught you red-hanned.
- Fred Mertz: You have not caught me red-hanned, you Cuban mushmouth.
- Fred Mertz: Money? That money had nothing to do with my deep devotion to you.
- Ethel Mertz: Well, it's a good thing it didn't because it isn't mine. It's Lucy's.
- Fred Mertz: Lucy?
- [drops Ethel on the floor]