- Lucy Ricardo: Come on, now, we're gonna go to the movies.
- Ricky Ricardo: Well, it better be a good picture.
- Lucy Ricardo: Marriage certainly does strange things to a man. This is the same man who used to say, "Who cares about the picture? Let's just sit in the balcony and smooch."
- Ricky Ricardo: Never mind.
- Ethel Mertz: I know just how you feel, Lucy.
- Fred Mertz: Oh, now Ethel.
- Ethel Mertz: It's true, Fred. It's been years since we sat in a movie with your arm around my waist.
- Fred Mertz: It's been years since my arm reached around your waist.
- Ricky Ricardo: Well I'm sorry, but you get a mashie for penalty.
- Lucy Ricardo: What's a mashie?
- Ricky Ricardo: This is a mashie.
- [Ricky steps on Lucy's ball and mashes it into the ground]
- Lucy Ricardo: Did I win?
- Ricky Ricardo: Yes sir, so you get to carry all the bags again. We'll see you at the next tee.
- Fred Mertz: Hurry up now, Lucy.
- Ethel Mertz: She just learned how to play today.
- Jimmy Demaret: Ladies, are you sure you're playing golf?