- Ethel Mertz: [Lucy, Fred and Ethel pose as gangsters working for 'The Brains' - i.e., Ricky - so they can get their house deposit back] Now The Brains'll have to find another house. He ain't gonna like this.
- Fred Mertz: [pretending to be 'Fingers'] What do I care what he likes?
- Lucy Ricardo: Watch out, or you'll step on The Brains' toes, Fingers.
- Lucy Ricardo: [after a visit to Connecticut] Grace Munson is so sweet. Look what she gave me to bring home. Country butter.
- Ethel Mertz: [she smells it] Oh, that's wonderful.
- Lucy Ricardo: Grace made that herself. And look.
- [she holds up a jar]
- Ethel Mertz: Grape jelly!
- Lucy Ricardo: From the grapes in their own arbors. Grace made that, too. And look at the size of these eggs.
- Ethel Mertz: Now, don't tell me that Grace...
- Fred Mertz: [Ethel is crying when Lucy comes into the room] Come on, Ethel, we'd better get out of here.
- Lucy Ricardo: No, now wait a minute Fred, something's wrong. What is it, Ethel?
- Ethel Mertz: Oh, Lucy, I know you're not gonna move, but if you ever do move, *don't move*!
- Lucy Ricardo: [after Ricky puts down a deposit on a house in the country, Lucy changes her mind and doesn't want to leave Ethel and Fred] There must be some way to get that $500 back. Fred, you know about real estate and things. Isn't there some way that we can make Mr Spaulding give, um, give that deposit back?
- Fred Mertz: Well, I don't know, unless you could fix it some way to make him think you're undesirable, and he didn't want you to have the house.
- Lucy Ricardo: Hey, that's a good idea.
- Fred Mertz: Yeah.
- Lucy Ricardo: Now let's think. How can we do that?
- Ethel Mertz: *We*? How did we get in on this?
- Lucy Ricardo: Well, for heaven's sake, Ethel, you and Fred are the reason that I don't want to move. The least you can do is help me out of this fix.
- Ethel Mertz: Oh, you're right. Let's see, now, how can we be undesirable?
- Fred Mertz: That shouldn't be hard for you, Ethel.