- Ethel Mertz: Oh, brother! I can't make one more phone call. My finger is all worn down to a nub.
- Lucy Ricardo: You won't have to. They're all sold out. Harry and Bess Truman got the last table.
- Ricky Ricardo: I want to get downtown.
- Lucy Ricardo: Oh, that's the spirit, Ricky! Don't let this get you down. Get out and fight! You'll be bringing home a check any day now.
- Ricky Ricardo: That's right. I'm on myway to the unemployment office right now.
- [standing at the door, looks back before exiting]
- Ricky Ricardo: Well, how does it feel to be married to an also been?
- Ethel Mertz: An "also been"?
- Lucy Ricardo: He means a has ran.
- Lucy Ricardo: [phoning phony reservations to the nightclub] I think I'll be a celebrity this time. Hello, Tropicana, darling? I'd like a resevation for Thursday, darling. Yes, I'd like one of those darling little tables underneath those darling little palm trees, darling!
- Lucy Ricardo: [as Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz in the originally broadcast tag scene]
- [Lucy and Desi close the lid and sit down on a large trunk and speak directly to the audience]
- Lucy Ricardo: Well, that's that. We're off on our vacation!
- Ricky Ricardo: That's right, folks. We're off on our vacation, but we'll be back before you know it.
- Lucy Ricardo: And while we're away, our good friends at Philip Morris are going to bring you a great new comedy called "My Little Margie" starring Gale Storm and Charles Farrell. You'll love it!
- Ricky Ricardo: And here's something else I know you'll love. Philip Morris, America's most enjoyable cigarette.
- [raises pack of cigarettes]
- Lucy Ricardo: While we're away, do us a favor, will you? Always remember to call for Philip Morris.
- Ricky Ricardo: Will you do that, huh? Thanks.
- Lucy Ricardo: Now, remember, we'll be right here right after our vacation when we come back for Philip Morris. Have a happy summer!
- Ricky Ricardo: Hasta luego!
- Lucy Ricardo: What does that mean?
- Ricky Ricardo: So long.
- Lucy Ricardo: Oh, yeah. So long. Bye!
- Ricky Ricardo: Adios! Hasta luego!