I Love Lucy (TV Series)
Staten Island Ferry (1956)
Charles Lane: Passport Office Clerk
Quotes
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Passport Clerk : [the clerk makes it clear he won't wait for Lucy to arrive to identify Ethel for her passport] This office closes at 5:00, if I have to eject you forcibly.
Ethel Mertz : You just try it. I'm a tax-paying citizen. I'll report you to Washington, and then you'll see how long you hold this job.
Passport Clerk : This is a civil-service job. If you want to get me fired, you'll have to wait 'til I die.
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Passport Clerk : Passport photo.
Ethel Mertz : Yes sir... now don't laugh.
Passport Clerk : Madam, I've been looking at passport photos all my life. Never one that has made me hee hee hee hee ho ho ho ho ho ho.
