- Cousin Ernie: They're as alike as two peas in a pod--or two watermelons in a patch!
- [Speaking about Teensy and Weensy being identical twins]
- Ricky Ricardo: [from the car] Where are we?
- Lucy Ricardo: Where are we? Uh, uh, where are we, Ethel?
- Ethel Mertz: Uh... I don't know, I wasn't paying much attention.
- Gas Station Man: Shucks, you're in Tennessee!
- Lucy Ricardo: Tennessee?
- Ethel Mertz: Tennessee?
- Ricky Ricardo: [from the car] Tennessee?
- Fred Mertz: [from the car] Tennessee?
- Gas Station Man: You got a bad echo in that car!
- Lucy Ricardo: Yeah, well... how do you get back on highway 60?
- Gas Station Man: You got HERE from highway 60?
- Lucy Ricardo: Yeah.
- Gas Station Man: But there ain't no roads! You must've come across that mountain, in them old logging ruts! How'd you do it?
- Lucy Ricardo: Tweren't easy. Tell me, where's the next city?
- Gas Station Man: Well, you can get to Nashville from here. You go straight down here a piece, until you get to that big road, and you stay right on it, and it'll take you right through Bent Fork.
- Lucy Ricardo: Bent Fork?
- Ethel Mertz: Bent Fork?
- Ricky Ricardo: [from the car] Bent Fork?
- Fred Mertz: [from the car] Bent Fork?
- Gas Station Man: There goes that echo again!
- Sheriff: [after Lucy protests having to pay a fine] That's enough! If you so much as say "boo", I'm gonna march you right into the pokey.
- [Ricky pays the fine]
- Sheriff: All right.
- Lucy Ricardo: [Lucy walks towards the exit] ... Boo.
- [Ricky shouts at her]
- Sheriff: Into the cooler you go, for twenty-four hours!