I Love Lucy (TV Series)

The Audition (1951)

William Frawley: Fred Mertz

Quotes 

• Ricky Ricardo : For goodness' sakes don't tell Lucy, will you? If she knows the audition is tonight she'll be pestering the life out of me to get into the act. How am I gonna get rid of her for the day?

  Fred Mertz : Well, you could lock her in the bathroom. If she stays in there as long as Ethel does she'll never even know the door's locked.