- Lucy Ricardo: $5 to buy food and have my hair dyed... done? Well at least I have a choice. I can be a thin redhead or a fat brunette.
- Ethel Mertz: You haven't had your hair touched up for 2 weeks. What does it look like under that scarf?
- Lucy Ricardo: Looks like I'm wearing a black beanie.
- Mr. Hickox: I've been in this business for 20 years. I've never had any trouble figuring out any books yet.
- Lucy Ricardo: Oh.
- Mr. Hickox: [examining Lucy's financial records, turning them sideways and upside-down] Congratulations.
- Lucy Ricardo: What for?
- Mr. Hickox: I've finally found a set of books I can't figure out.