- Lucy Ricardo: You know, it isn't every day that Mr and Mrs Fred Mertz celebrate their twenty-fifth wedding anniversary.
- Ricky Ricardo: That's right.
- Lucy Ricardo: [wistfully] Gee, that's such a long time. Twenty-five years.
- Ricky Ricardo: Yeah. Twenty-five years!
- Lucy Ricardo: It sounds longer when you say it.
- Ricky Ricardo: [the Mertzes and the Ricardos have an argument, and destroy each other's TV sets] I spent the whole afternoon figuring our case against the Mertzes.
- Lucy Ricardo: No kidding. Are we gonna sue them?
- Ricky Ricardo: You're darn right we're gonna sue them, unless he pays for that set.
- Lucy Ricardo: What if he sues us first?
- Ricky Ricardo: They wouldn't dare.
- Lucy Ricardo: [a knock at the door, and a man serves Ricky with a summons] We better get ourselves a lawyer.
- Ricky Ricardo: Look, I told you, I got the whole thing figured out. Who needs a lawyer.
- Lucy Ricardo: We do.
- Ricky Ricardo: Now look, honey, I don't want any lawyers lousing us up. I'm gonna do it myself. Now, here.
- Lucy Ricardo: [Ricky hands Lucy some papers] What's this?
- Ricky Ricardo: This is your own-rehearsed, espontaneous testi-MO-ny.
- Lucy Ricardo: [mimicking his accent] My own-rehearsed, espontaneous testi-MO-ny.
- Ricky Ricardo: Right.
- Lucy Ricardo: And we don't need a laywer?
- Ricky Ricardo: Nope.
- Lucy Ricardo: How 'bout an interpreter?