- Assassin: We want royal secret!
- Lucy Ricardo: Look, fellas, you've got me all wrong...
- Assassin: You have red and black hair of Frenistan royalty. What is secret?
- Lucy Ricardo: Alright, I'll give you the secret. Every two weeks a cup of henna to a gallon of water. I'm not a maharincess, I'm a hennarincess!
- Lucy Ricardo: Well, how did you find out?
- Ricky Ricardo: How did I find out? Who else but you would listen to me sing twenty-five songs and ask for more?