- Ricky Ricardo: Ricky, what are you going to say when you meet your grandmother?
- Little Ricky Ricardo: 'Buenos días, abuela.'
- Ricky Ricardo: Very good. Very good.
- Little Ricky Ricardo: What are you going to say, Mommie?
- Lucy Ricardo: What, dear?
- Ricky Ricardo: What are you going to say when you meet my mother?
- Lucy Ricardo: Oh. 'Bonos dyes, may-dree.'
- Ricky Ricardo: 'Bonos dyes, may-dree?' Heh, heh, Honey, it's 'Buenos días, madre.'
- Lucy Ricardo: I don't think that's very nice, making fun of my Spanish.
- Ricky Ricardo: Well, you've been making fun of my English for fifteen years.
- Lucy Ricardo: Well, that's different. Spanish is a foreign language.
- Ricky Ricardo: Well, English is a foreign language to me.
- Lucy Ricardo: Well, the way you speak it, it is to me, too.
- Ethel Mertz: Oh, just think. You'll be visiting your relatives in a foreign land. Sometimes I wish I had married a Cuban.
- Fred Mertz: That makes two of us!