- Lucy Ricardo: [Lucy explains why she played in her high school band] I was dating a football player and the band got to go on trips with the team.
- Ethel Mertz: I did it the hard way. I played left tackle.
- Ricky Ricardo: Lucy, I want to speak to you.
- Lucy Ricardo: Later, gator. I gotta get up here and get my kicks, man.
- Lucy Ricardo: [Lucy rummaging through a trunk in the attic, as Ethel watches. She pulls out a large, wooden, oval plaque with a very small fish mounted in the middle] Oh, here's that fish that Ricky caught in Lake Chautauqua! He had it mounted.
- Ethel Mertz: [Very underwhelmed] My... a rainbow sardine.