- Officer Parker Williams: Bubba, it's always down in the basement.
- Lt. V.L. 'Bubba' Skinner: What is always in the basement?
- Officer Parker Williams: The crazy mother, the deformed child, the head in the hatbox. You name it, Bubba, it's always down in the basement!
- Officer Parker Williams: Uh, well, Chief... if you heard somethin' that you didn't wanna hear, then I prob'ly didn't say it.