- Sgt. Lonnie Jamison: We're looking for Elroy Baines, the owner of that blue pickup outside.
- Goober Petry: Now whatcha wanna bother ol' Leroy for?
- Cpl. Wilson Sweet: We just like to ask him a few questions about a shooting that happened last night.
- Goober Petry: Yea, hear they just winged that school pervert. Too bad.
- Sgt. Lonnie Jamison: Come on Elroy.
- Goober Petry: We don't want you to take Elroy. We think he aint done nothing wrong.
- Cpl. Wilson Sweet: You realize you're obstructing justice? That gives us the right to go over or through you to do our duty.
- Goober Petry: Is that a fact?
- Sgt. Lonnie Jamison: [Punches Goober] . That's a fact. Come on Elroy.
- Chief William O. 'Bill' Gillespie: Was that it?
- Jimmy Dillard: [Begins to cry]
- Chief William O. 'Bill' Gillespie: Well I declare. I do declare. Come on we'll walk on a little bit further to our faces dry off.
- Chief William O. 'Bill' Gillespie: Well that sounds like attempted murder Elroy. I'm surprised at you.
- Elroy Baines: Weren't no attempted murder. If I aimed to kill that boy he'd be in the ground.
- Chief William O. 'Bill' Gillespie: What did you aim to do?
- Elroy Baines: I was trying to scare him. Let him know we don't need his kind in this town.
- Chief William O. 'Bill' Gillespie: You and your shotgun are not the voice of this town. Jamison I want you to book this knothead for disharging a firearm in a dangerous manner, felonious assault, disturbing the peace and resisting arrest. And think up one or two more things.
- Sgt. Lonnie Jamison: Yes sir. Come on Elroy.