- Det. Sgt. Ed Brown: [after the Chief fails his driving test] Well, who drives home, you or me?
- Robert T. Ironside: Me. I need the practice.
- Det. Sgt. Ed Brown: I have every confidence.
- Det. Sgt. Ed Brown: [as the Chief screeches to a halt at a stop sign] Every confidence.
- Robert T. Ironside: It'll get worse.