- Robert T. Ironside: [opening a present] What's the angle?
- Officer Eve Whitfield: Angle?
- Robert T. Ironside: Well, it isn't my birthday.
- Officer Eve Whitfield: Oh, just a token of my high esteem for you Chief, of my admiration. What you did on the Larkin case was...
- Det. Sgt. Ed Brown: Brilliant. We really learned a lot from you on that one, Chief.
- Mark Sanger: Yes, sir, Chief, really brilliant.
- Robert T. Ironside: I see. Wouldn't have anything to do with the Dodgers - Giants game?
- Det. Sgt. Ed Brown: You mean the final game of a 3-game series playing today?
- Mark Sanger: Marichal vs. Drysdale?
- Officer Eve Whitfield: We hadn't even thought about it.
- Robert T. Ironside: Good, because we've got a robbery to cover. Let's go.
- Officer Eve Whitfield: A robbery? Where?
- Robert T. Ironside: The Park. Candlestick Park. Willie Mays told me he's gonna steal second, third, *and* home.