- Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr.: Sir, is that Col. MacKenzie topless?
- [Both him and Rabb turn around with looks of shock going across their faces]
- Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr.: [thinking he's talking to Gunnery Sergeant Galindez] Oh, Gunny, it's wild down here. I haven't seen so many naked breasts since... since...
- Lt. Harriet Sims: SINCE WHEN, BUD?
- Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr.: [shocked] Harriet?
- Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: Very Nice! The bikini, that is.
- Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Yeah, I knew that's what you meant.
- Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: Yeah, but you're in Australia, Mac. Wear an Aussie bikini.
- Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: I'm afraid to ask.
- Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: Ah, no worries. It's a two piece, hat and a bottom.
- Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: What do you want me to say? My father died doing his duty. You lived, running from yours.
- Kevin Lee: If that's the way you feel, how can I trust that you won't let them hang me?
- Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: Because, like my father, I do my duty.
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: [after allowing Mac to escort the body to Australia] God! I'd like to be in Australia to watch this one unfold.
- Gunnery Sgt. Victor 'Gunny' Galindez: Sounds like a slam dunk conviction, sir.
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: Oh, hell! I'm not talking about the trial.
- [laughs heartily]
- Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: [after driving on the wrong side of the road, Harm parallel parks on first try] My stepfather had a cottage in the Bahamas. That's where I learned how to drive.
- [tosses the keys to Mic]
- Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr.: [to Brumby after Rabb gets out] ... Sir, don't they drive on the left side in the Bahamas?
- Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: [realising Rabb's driving errors were intentional] Bloody Hell!
- Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: [Mac thinks Brumby's trying to lure her to Austrailia] He's behind this!
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: No he's not. He asked for Rabb and Roberts.
- Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr.: Why would he ask for us, and not the Colonel?
- Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: Because he's one smart Dingo.
- Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: Why didn't somebody from his ship identify the body?
- Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: Harbour sharks had a feed on him.
- Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr.: There are sharks in the harbor?
- Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: This is Australia, mate. There's sharks in the bathtub.
- Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr.: [after talking to Kevin Lee] Commanders, I never appreciated how good you were at playing good cop/bad cop.
- Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby, Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: Who's playing?
- Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: You afraid of me bein' alone down here with Mac, Harm?
- Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: You know, Brumby, one of these days you and I are going to strip blouses.
- Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: Always assumed we would, mate. Question's only been when.