JAG (TV Series)
Boomerang: Part 2 (2000)
David James Elliott: Harmon Rabb, Jr.
Quotes
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[Kevin had boasted about his scheme to evade punishment within earshot of Mac and Mic the night before]
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : You should have waited until *after* the court-martial to celebrate, Kevin. Though we can't try you for Murder One again, I am going to *nail* you for desertion during a time of war!
Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby : I hope you go for the death penalty, mate!
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : Absolutely... mate.
Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : Nah, you'll never get it, but life without parole's a slam dunk. Mr. Roberts, take this DESERTER on board!
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Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : [to Rabb and Brumby] At ease. Strip your blouses.
[after they've done so]
Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : Don't come out until you've admistered pain equal to what you inflicted on Lt. Roberts. THAT IS AN ORDER!
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : Aye aye, sir.
Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby : Aye aye, sir.
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Captain Howell : [to Brumby] I don't know whether to KEEL HAUL or take the *CAT* to you!
Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : [to Rabb] After 10,000 miles *I* want to do *both*!
Captain Howell : [to Brumby] A Royal Australian Naval Officer does NOT behave like a pub crawling BRAWLER!
Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : [to Rabb] You struck a junior officer!
Captain Howell : [to Brumby] BROKE HIS BLOODY JAW!
Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : [to Rabb] IN TWO PLACES!
Captain Howell : [to Brumby] What *possible* excuse could you make to defend this *reprehensible* act?
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. , Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby : None, Sir!
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Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : You work with the guy, Mac, you wouldn't go topless in front of me would you?
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie : [pause] Is that a request?
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : [pause] You know they wrote "Eternity" on this bridge... in lights... on New Year's Eve.
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie : Is that how long we're going to wait?
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : Mac...
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie : We're not in Washington. We're not even on the same continent!
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : Location doesn't change who we are.
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie : Most men would disagree with you.
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : I know. I disagree with me sometimes too.
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie : But you still can't let go?
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : Not yet.
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie : You're just this way with me, aren't you?
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie : [nods] Yeah... Only with you.
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie : [pause] I suppose I should be flattered.
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : You should, Sarah.
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Toohey : BLOODY SEPPO MURDERER!
[Toohey decks Lee, Harm restrains Toohey, Lee hits Toohey, is then restrained by Mic]
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : Let him go, Brumby!
Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby : YOU let him go!
[Harm and Mic simultaneously release Toohey and Lee]
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie : Oh, God.
[Harm and Mic each prepare to throw a punch. Bud gets into the middle and ends up taking a blow to the jaw from each of them]
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[Rabb and Brumby are back in court after their forced boxing match]
Judge : [noticing Rabb's facial injuries] Commander Rabb, have you been in an accident?
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : [Rabb gets up] I have, Your Honor. But I'm quite ready to proceed.
Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby : [Brumby gets up, with similar injuries] Same accident, Your Honour. but I too am ready.
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Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : Commanders, will you accept a non-judicial punishment for your actions?
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. , Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby : Yes, Sir!
Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : Good! Cause you would have gotten it anyway!
[heading out the door]
Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : Follow me!
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. , Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby : Aye aye, Sir!
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Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr. : [Bud's speaking with a broken jaw] I don't know why the Admiral ordered you to fight.
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie : I don't think it took too much forcing, Bud.
Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr. : With all due respect, ma'am, it's your fault. They were fighting over you.
[Mac nervously chuckles]
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : What'd he say?
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie : That, uh, you deserved what you got.
[Mac walks away]
Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr. : That's not what I said, sir.
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : Relax, Bud. I know you didn't say that. Whatever it was, you struck a nerve.
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Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : Colonel, are, um congratulations in order?
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie : Uh. it's uh, on the right hand, sir.
Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : Ah.
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : Friendship ring?
Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby : For now.
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Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : [Rabb is looking back as they're about to board the plane] Commander, never look back.
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : No, sir.
[gives the attendant his plane ticket, then glances back to Mic and Mac]