JAG (TV Series)
Boomerang: Part 2 (2000)
John M. Jackson: A.J. Chegwidden
Quotes
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[Kevin had boasted about his scheme to evade punishment within earshot of Mac and Mic the night before]
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : You should have waited until *after* the court-martial to celebrate, Kevin. Though we can't try you for Murder One again, I am going to *nail* you for desertion during a time of war!
Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby : I hope you go for the death penalty, mate!
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : Absolutely... mate.
Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : Nah, you'll never get it, but life without parole's a slam dunk. Mr. Roberts, take this DESERTER on board!
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Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : [to Rabb and Brumby] At ease. Strip your blouses.
[after they've done so]
Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : Don't come out until you've admistered pain equal to what you inflicted on Lt. Roberts. THAT IS AN ORDER!
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : Aye aye, sir.
Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby : Aye aye, sir.
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Captain Howell : [to Brumby] I don't know whether to KEEL HAUL or take the *CAT* to you!
Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : [to Rabb] After 10,000 miles *I* want to do *both*!
Captain Howell : [to Brumby] A Royal Australian Naval Officer does NOT behave like a pub crawling BRAWLER!
Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : [to Rabb] You struck a junior officer!
Captain Howell : [to Brumby] BROKE HIS BLOODY JAW!
Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : [to Rabb] IN TWO PLACES!
Captain Howell : [to Brumby] What *possible* excuse could you make to defend this *reprehensible* act?
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. , Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby : None, Sir!
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Captain Howell : He's letting them off the hook.
Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : He might, but by God I won't!
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Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : Commanders, will you accept a non-judicial punishment for your actions?
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. , Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby : Yes, Sir!
Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : Good! Cause you would have gotten it anyway!
[heading out the door]
Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : Follow me!
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. , Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby : Aye aye, Sir!
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Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : Colonel, are, um congratulations in order?
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie : Uh. it's uh, on the right hand, sir.
Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : Ah.
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : Friendship ring?
Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby : For now.
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Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : [Rabb is looking back as they're about to board the plane] Commander, never look back.
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : No, sir.
[gives the attendant his plane ticket, then glances back to Mic and Mac]