- Lt. Loren Singer: Petty Officer Tiner! You're friends with Commander Rabb and Colonel Mackenzie, aren't you?
- P.O. Jason Tiner: Yes, ma'am.
- Lt. Loren Singer: [gleefully] Then you should know that they've gone missing in Afghanistan.
- P.O. Jason Tiner: [shocked] That's terrible.
- Lt. Loren Singer: [cheerily] Yes, isn't it?
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: Lieutenants!
- Lt. Harriet Sims, Lt. Loren Singer: Yes, sir.
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: Colonel MacKenzie and Commander Rabb have been located, safe and sound.
- Lt. Harriet Sims: Excellent news, sir.
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: [noticing Singer's black eye] Lieutenant, what happened to your face?
- Lt. Loren Singer: I believe the appropriate response is, "I walked into a door."
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: Would you like to make a more formal response, Lieutenant?
- Lt. Loren Singer: Yes, sir. I will most certainly respond but not in any way that would require the Admiral's attention, sir.
- [Harriet emerges from the office where she decked Singer]
- P.O. Jason Tiner: Is everything okay, ma'am?
- Lt. Harriet Sims: [cheerily, while rubbing her fist] Perfect, Tiner.
- Lt. Harriet Sims: Have you NO SHAME?
- Lt. Loren Singer: I don't know what you're talking about.
- Lt. Harriet Sims: Gleefully celebrating my friends' misfortunes while coveting their offices!
- Lt. Loren Singer: I said nothing of the sort.
- Lt. Harriet Sims: Oh, you wouldn't you little coward!
- Lt. Loren Singer: I am not a coward!
- Lt. Harriet Sims: Oh yeah? Then how about we forget we're Lieutenants for five minutes? Just you and me.
- [motioning Singer to a private office]
- Lt. Loren Singer: And do what, exactly?
- [they go into the office]
- Lt. Harriet Sims: Take that, you BITCH!
- [knocks Singer to the floor]