- Betsy Ross: I even have a piece of material left over. I hope I can think of something to do with it!
- Lucille Ball: [as Rachel Revere, suggesting what Betsy Ross should do with the leftover material] The one with the fife and drum were alright, but the one in the middle just looked ridiculous waving that empty pole.
- Lucille Ball: [as Rachel Revere] After all, who can you trust if you can't trust Benedict Arnold?
- Jack Benny: [as Paul Revere] Benny never did a dishonest thing in his life.
- Jack Benny: [as Paul Revere, after singing a few bars of "Hello Dolly] This is a song that hasn't even been written yet!
- Jack Benny: [as Paul Revere, about his lack of hair] George! What happened?
- Don Wilson: [as George Washington] I cannot tell a lie. I'm bald.
- Jack Benny: [as Paul Revere] Rachel, I must go! There's a light burning in the steeple of the old North Church.
- Lucille Ball: [as Rachel Revere] Well, let it burn. You're not paying the bill!
- Lucille Ball: [as Rachel Revere, writing a note] Paul, darling. I've gone to warn the people the British are coming. If I'm not back by tomorrow night, cancel my beauty shop appointment.
- Jack Benny: [as Paul Revere, reading a note from his wife] Well how do you like that. My wife is making the trip. Well, I hope Longfellow doesn't find out.