Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Black and White and Chi All Over (2004)

Stacie Chan: Jade

Quotes 

• Jade : [after Drago breaks into Section 13]  Call me crazy, but I'm thinking it's time for security upgrade.

• Jade : Don't you know what today is?

  Uncle : Ha cha! Very important day! Day for Uncle's haircut.

  Jade : Oh come on! You know it's my birthday. Now for breakfast I want chocolate chip pancakes with whipped cream and strawberries and...

  Jackie : I'm sorry, Jade. Things are a little busy around Section 13 this morning. We'll have to celebrate your birthday later.

• Tohru : Drago!

  Jackie : And... Strikemaster Ice?

  Jade : Hey. Pizza face got a Drago makeover.

  Strikemaster Ice : Yo dog. You didn't say *nothing* about putting the hurt on Chan! First day on the job, we already get a bonus!

• Jade : You dine with the T, you get a helping of the J.

  Strikemaster Ice : Yo shortstop. Why don't you let the grownups handle this? A'ight.

  Jade : You afraid I'll whoop your butts again?

  Strikemaster Ice : You got the crust little lady. Let's see if you got the sauce!

  [breaths fire]