- Jade: You wouldn't! That's not funny!
- The Monkey King: Haven't you noticed? I have a *weird* sense of humor.
- Jackie: But Kai Ching said it was one-of-a-kind.
- [Uncle slaps Jackie twice]
- Uncle: And that is two-of-a-kind, to teach you that brining my competitors goods into my shop invites bad chi... And one more thing, do you see any Monkey Kings in here? No? That is because the Monkey King is known for his love of mischief.
- [Uncle looks at the Monkey King puppet]
- Uncle: And he is creepy looking.