Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Queen of the Shadowkhan (2001)

James Sie: Jackie Chan, Shendu the Fire Demon, Chow

Quotes 

• Jade : Hey Jackie. How was your trip? Have you lost weight? Can I get a tattoo?

  Jackie : Ha! My trip was - a TATTOO?

• Valmont : I will put up with a lot Shendu. But I draw the line at wearing a dress!

  Shendu the Fire Demon : This is a sorcerer's robe.

  Finn : Shendu-dette.

  Ratso : Pretty dress.

  Chow : Very becoming.

• Jackie : Why are you wearing snow boats?

  Jade : Heard it might snow.

  Jackie : It's 72 degrees out.

  [Jackie starts to remove Jade's snow boots] 

  Jade : AVALANCHE!

  [Jackie turns around. Jade puts her foot in a bag] 

  Jade : Heh. False alarm.

• Shendu the Fire Demon : Need I remind you. The Shadowkhan do only what *I* command. Come minions!

  [pause] 

  Shendu the Fire Demon : Minions?

  Valmont : It would seem you lost your touch Shendu.

• Jade : See Jackie? Total control. They do what I tell them to do. And I only tell them to do good. So can I keep 'em?

  Jackie : No Jade.

  Jade : Aw. Why not?

  Jackie : Because you're turning blue.

  Jade : Blue's my favorite color.

• Shendu the Fire Demon : Hear this my Queen, your first and most valuble lesson: Always destroy your enemies.