Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Tale of the Demon Tail (2001)

James Sie: Jackie Chan, Shendu the Fire Demon, Chow

Quotes 

• Jackie : Captain Black? Aren't you out of your jurisdiction?

  Capt. Black : Let's just say we love the Red Sox.

• Uncle : This friend of Jade's is *too* polite.

  Jackie : Uncle, Jade finally has a friend her own age. This could keep her away from portals, and demons.

• Jade : We got a *dog*?

  Jackie : Interesting camouflage Uncle.

• Jackie : Jade, go back to Section 13.

  Jade : But this is personal!

  Jackie : All the more reason. Promise me.

  Jade : [Jade growls]  Promise.

• Shendu the Fire Demon : The choice is yours Jackie Chan. Crash or burn.

• Jackie : That's your fifth soda.

  Jade : One for every Fenway Frank. Had to wash 'em down with something.

  Tohru : I do not know where she puts it all.

• Ratso : [Walking towards the Women's restroom]  Whoa Boss. We can't go where no man has gone before.

  Shendu the Fire Demon : We are not going in fool! Hsi Wu the Sky Demon is coming out.

• Jackie : [Jade opens the door as a battle is going on]  Jade, don't open the door!

  [Jade quickly slams the door shut] 

  Jade : Duh!