Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)
The Dark Hand (2000)
James Sie: Jackie Chan, Shendu the Fire Demon, Chow
Quotes
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[repeated line]
Jackie : Bad Day! Bad Day! Bad Day!
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Jackie : Snowboarding works much better with snow.
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Uncle : One more thing, this is Jade, your niece. She will be living with you for a year, okay?
Jackie : Okay. I have a niece?
Uncle : Your cousin Shin's girl from Hong Kong. Jade is not behaving well there. Doing poorly in school. Your cousin thinks she will do better in America with you.
Jackie : Uh, nobody asked me!
Uncle : Did not want to bother you.
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Jackie : Where have you been? I don't hear from you for 6 years. Boom! You're in San Francisco saving my butt. Whoa. Those thugs must've knocked me out.
Captain Black : Actually, I knocked you out.
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Captain Black : I'm sorry but this location must remain secret.
Jackie : Oh yes. I can see this is very special garbage.
Captain Black : Jackie...
Jackie : May I'll see you in another 6 years. Excuse me while I call a cab.
[Enters phone booth]
Captain Black : Uh Jackie
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Shendu The Fire Demon : While Tohru impresses, Valmont. Perhaps he should be aided by... the Shadowkhan.
Valmont : As you wish, Shendu.
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Captain Black : With this new development, Section 13 could use an archeologist expert such as yourself.
Jackie : Oh, I'm really just an amateur.
Captain Black : A wise and talented amateur, whom I know and trust.
Jackie : But my university work...
Captain Black : It wouldn't be full time, Jackie, research only. To help us stay one step ahead of Valmont.
Jackie : I will consider it.
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Jade : [Riding a motorbike in Section 13] Jackie!
Captain Black : Who is that?
Jackie : No relation.
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Captain Black : [Jackie's dazed] Jackie, how many fingers do you see?
Jackie : Look, fishies.
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Captain Black : [to his men] Care to explain how our security was penetrated by a child?
Jade : I'm not a child. I'm Jackie's niece.
Captain Black : Didn't know you had a niece, Jackie.
Jackie : Join the club.