- Gayle: Hey, Matt! What'd 'ya learn in school today?
- Matt Foxworthy: That girls really don't like it when you stick your tongue out at them
- Gayle: Ohhh you just give 'em time
- Matt Foxworthy: [softly,adorably] After the game, Can we take the team out for Burgers, Fries, and Chocolate Shakes?
- [Jeff nods and Matt hugs him]
- Jeff Foxworthy: Anywhere but Sparky Burger
- Jeff Foxworthy: [Jeff, Matt, and the team end up at Sparky Burger and a clown is being VERY noisy] ... Ohhh, Lord. Please don't let me beat up a clown
- Jeff Foxworthy: [Matt purposely didn't acknowledge Jeff] So now I'M the bad guy?
- Karen Foxworthy: Allright, you want me to go talk to him?
- Jeff Foxworthy: [sarcastically] No... he's just jealous of the baby. Maybe the're's a chapter on it in the "Mom's having A baby" book... Why'd I dog-ear that page?... OHHH, breast-feeding