- Elroy Jetson: Just wait until I play this for my pop. He'll never get over it.
- George Jetson: I'll never get over it! Four D's, and an F, and an H?
- Jane Jetson: Our son has run away!
- George Jetson: Don't worry, honey, he won't get far. Where can a kid like him go?
- Jane Jetson: No place. Just to the moon, Venus, Jupiter, Mars, Saturn...
- George Jetson: [blubbering] That's enough! That's enough! That's enough!
- Microbe: Help! I'm stuck. I am too big for this ventillator!
- Mugsy Megatron: The bird brain. I told him not to eat them pizza pills before a job.
- Elroy Jetson: How much will I get for my part?
- Mugsy Megatron: Oh about 5 to 10 years if we're caught.
- Mugsy Megatron: [Pretending to be a director filming a heist TV show] It's called the, um, The Unspaceables.
- Elroy: The Unspaceables? I love that show. Lot's of action, and cops and robbers.
- Mugsy Megatron: Er, no cops in this one. Only robbers.
- Jane Jetson: And remember, Elroy, no stopping at the space burger satellite on your way to school.
- Elroy: Ah gee, Mom. How about on the way home?
- Jane Jetson: Now, now, not another word. Come on, come on, it's off to school for you.
- Elroy: Bye Mom, see you in orbit.
- Elroy: What are you watching?
- Kenny Countdown: It's the billionth rerun of The Flintstones.
- [Fred says he famous catchphrase before diving into a pool ontop of Barney]
- Kenny Countdown: "Yabba Dabba Doo" Ha ha ha ha.