George Segal: Jack Gallo

Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : There he is! How's my favorite lawyer doing?

  Martin : I'd tell you, but then I'd have to bill you three-hundred dollars.

  Jack Gallo : Ha! That's funny! Lawyers are greedy.

• Jack Gallo : Dennis, put my will in the safe. It is not to be opened under any circumstances. If you are at gunpoint, I expect you to die before anyone reads it.

  Dennis Finch : Yes, sir. My word is my bond.

  [as soon as Jack leaves, Dennis opens the will and reads it] 

  Dennis Finch : What? Maya gets his frozen head? I made all those wigs for nothing?