Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

And the Femmy Goes To... (1999)

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

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Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : Well, I did it. Twelve years in a row.

  Dennis Finch : What, turn forty?

• Dennis Finch : Did you see who's here? Me.

  Maya Gallo : Finch, looking sharp!

  Nina Van Horn : Somewhere in New York there's a naked Ken doll.

• Jack Gallo : I believe a toast is in order.

  Dennis Finch : Allow me. I hope you all get Legionnaire's disease.

  [breaks glass, leaves] 

  Nina Van Horn : Not his best toast.

• Maya Gallo : Let me read you this first line, and you tell me if it'll wake up this room full of phonies. "Ladies and gentlemen, we should be ashamed of ourselves." What do you think?

  Nina Van Horn : I think you need to have some sex.

• Nina Van Horn : I know what you're thinking. I've lost eleven years in a row, and my hair looks great today. Well, I've got a good feeling about this year, and it's the conditioner.

• Jack Gallo : What is it with everybody?

  Nina Van Horn : Don't worry, Jack. You still got me.

  Jack Gallo : Oh, please. There's no chance you'll win.

• Nina Van Horn : Like last year when Margo Langhorn called his husband her lover. Please! If anything, he's my lover.