Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
College or Collagen (1998)
Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn
Quotes
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Nina Van Horn : I have a little something I've been working on my spare time at the office. It's called "What Lies Before Me". "A stapler. A pencil. Finger drumming on a desk. A vodka martini. Then nothing... nothing... nothing. Blinding headache!"
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Nina Van Horn : I wouldn't do that if I were you. I have very pointy elbows, and I'm not afraid to use them.
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Dennis Finch : Nina, I formally apologize for ruining our company photo by copying your bottom.
Nina Van Horn : And?
Dennis Finch : And for yelling "Who wants mangos, two for a buck?"
Nina Van Horn : And?
Dennis Finch : And for what I have planned for tomorrow.
Nina Van Horn : Well, as long as you've learned your lesson.
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Nina Van Horn : Let me give you a little tip. If you're in a foreign country and you have trouble with the law, just remember these three little words: not my baggie.
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Nina Van Horn : That girl is wasting her youth in a place like college. She's going to be a supermodel. She reminds me of me when I was that age.
Maya Gallo : No, she can't remind you of you at that age, because she reminds me of me at that age, and me at that age was nothing like you at that age!
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Maya Gallo : She's a talented writer, not some empty-headed mannequin!
Nina Van Horn : And what's that supposed to mean?
Maya Gallo : Exactly!
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Nina Van Horn : I'm sorry I called you big-headed and snobby.
Maya Gallo : You didn't say that.
Nina Van Horn : No, it's in my other poem, "Big-Headed and Snobby."
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Maya Gallo : You know, it's not too late for us. I could take a year off, go hiking through Europe, live in hostels and wait tables to get by.
Nina Van Horn : And I could go to college, do homework and take exams, and read, read, read.
[pause]
Maya Gallo : Seems like a hassle.
Nina Van Horn : Screw it.
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Nina Van Horn : [on phone] I'm telling you, you haven't seen a look like this since a certain raven-haired beauty. Me. Nina? Van Horn? No, I'm not dead!
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Nina Van Horn : Well, she's already learned the Nutrcracker.