Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Erlene and Boo (2001)
Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo
Quotes
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Maya Gallo : Is Erlene the one who's married to the sharecropper?
Nina Van Horn : No, that's Lurlene, and they're divorced now. The weed killer he was using made him grow breasts.
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Erlene Noodleman, Nina's Sister : [arm wrestling Elliot] Come on, you don't want to lose in front of this little lady.
Maya Gallo : We're not together anymore.
Erlene Noodleman, Nina's Sister : Well, in that case...
[beats Elliot]
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Maya Gallo : Erlene wants to see some museums, so we're taking her on a little tour.
Erlene Noodleman, Nina's Sister : I really want to see the Frick.
Nina Van Horn : The frick? I'm sorry, but someone made that up to fool you into saying something naughty.
Elliot DiMauro : Actually, there is a Frick Museum.
Nina Van Horn : Oh, the Frick! I thought you meant the Keister Museum.
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Erlene Noodleman, Nina's Sister : [in bed with Dennis] That was incredible. I thought I was a woman before, but after that, I don't think any man can compare with... compare with... I'm sorry, can we cut?
Dennis Finch : What's the matter, baby?
Erlene Noodleman, Nina's Sister : Can anyone buy this? I mean, look at me... look at him.
Dennis Finch : Hey!
Erlene Noodleman, Nina's Sister : No offence.
Dennis Finch : None taken. But you were into it. A guy can tell.
Maya Gallo : I'm really sorry about this. He's been paying off the writers to put him in these kind of scenes. Earlier in the season he was with two lesbian boxers.
Erlene Noodleman, Nina's Sister : I don't really watch the show.
Maya Gallo : And there was this episode where I was in a baby doll...
[They walk away, leaving Dennis alone]
Dennis Finch : Yeah, and that's the way it's gonna stay! Can somebody hand me my pants?