Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Erlene and Boo (2001)
Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn
Quotes
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Maya Gallo : Is Erlene the one who's married to the sharecropper?
Nina Van Horn : No, that's Lurlene, and they're divorced now. The weed killer he was using made him grow breasts.
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Erlene Noodleman, Nina's Sister : Are you really that insecure?
Nina Van Horn : I've had five husbands and four noses.
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Maya Gallo : Erlene wants to see some museums, so we're taking her on a little tour.
Erlene Noodleman, Nina's Sister : I really want to see the Frick.
Nina Van Horn : The frick? I'm sorry, but someone made that up to fool you into saying something naughty.
Elliot DiMauro : Actually, there is a Frick Museum.
Nina Van Horn : Oh, the Frick! I thought you meant the Keister Museum.