David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Erlene Noodleman, Nina's Sister : Excuse me? I'm looking for Nina Van Horn? I'm her sister Erlene.

  Dennis Finch : Well, well, well. You must be dusty from your travels. May I give you a sponge bath? I'm 70% kidding.

• Jack Gallo : Yesterday, during my announcement, someone booed me. That stung. And I have one thing to say to that booer: thank you. Thank you for making me realize that I was out of touch with you and your needs. So henceforth, that door is always open.

  Dennis Finch : Wow, I think that was the wisest, most mature thing you have ever done.

  Jack Gallo : And so the trap is set.

  Dennis Finch : What?

  Jack Gallo : I did that to put the booer at ease, and now he's going to come to me. And when he does, that's when I'll have him.

  [Laughs] 

  Dennis Finch : Should I book you a cell with the Riddler and the Penguin?

• Erlene Noodleman, Nina's Sister : [in bed with Dennis]  That was incredible. I thought I was a woman before, but after that, I don't think any man can compare with... compare with... I'm sorry, can we cut?

  Dennis Finch : What's the matter, baby?

  Erlene Noodleman, Nina's Sister : Can anyone buy this? I mean, look at me... look at him.

  Dennis Finch : Hey!

  Erlene Noodleman, Nina's Sister : No offence.

  Dennis Finch : None taken. But you were into it. A guy can tell.

  Maya Gallo : I'm really sorry about this. He's been paying off the writers to put him in these kind of scenes. Earlier in the season he was with two lesbian boxers.

  Erlene Noodleman, Nina's Sister : I don't really watch the show.

  Maya Gallo : And there was this episode where I was in a baby doll...

  [They walk away, leaving Dennis alone] 

  Dennis Finch : Yeah, and that's the way it's gonna stay! Can somebody hand me my pants?