Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Funny Girl (1998)
Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo
Quotes
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Maya Gallo : No hard feelings. Peanut brittle?
Dennis Finch : Oh, I wonder what will happen when I open it?
[opens can]
Dennis Finch : It's peanut brittle.
Elliot DiMauro : I don't get it.
Maya Gallo : [laughing] Check the expiration date.
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Maya Gallo : A landscape. It has a nice Ansel Adams quality to it.
Elliot DiMauro : That's because it's a picture of an Ansel Adams picture. That's what he does, he takes pictures of pictures.
Maya Gallo : Well, maybe he's making a statement.
Elliot DiMauro : Yeah, "I'm out of medication."
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Maya Gallo : So what do you think of me now?
Dennis Finch : Same as before. Body, ten. Personality, four.
Maya Gallo : Four?
Dennis Finch : Now you're a three.
[Maya pinches Dennis on the nipple]
Dennis Finch : Ooh, eight!
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Maya Gallo : Elliot, your turtle bites.
Elliot DiMauro : Oh, yeah? Well, you bite!
Maya Gallo : No, I mean your turtle bit me.
Elliot DiMauro : Oh, he does that.
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Maya Gallo : There must be something you can do.
Mr. Weiland : Of course, I have that kind of power. That's why I'm in this office. No air, no view, but I control the borders!