Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Funny Girl (1998)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : I just had lunch with Ally and guess what? The waiter thought I was his father.

  Nina Van Horn : That a compliment. Aren't you older than her father?

• Dr. Hendrie : Let me outline for you how plastic surgery can make your life better. How would you like to be surrounded by young, beautiful women?

  Jack Gallo : I am, every day. Supermodels.

  Dr. Hendrie : Ah. How would you like for your boss to stop treating you like an old fuddy-duddy?

  Jack Gallo : I am the boss. I own the whole damn company.

  Dr. Hendrie : But... Do you have a boat?

  Jack Gallo : I don't know what I'm doing here. I don't need you.

  Dr. Hendrie : I really think you should reconsider.

  Jack Gallo : Why? My life is perfect. I just hope that when you're my age...

  Dr. Hendrie : I'm seventy-two.

• Mr. Weiland : I think that with an eye lift we can make you look sixty-five again.

  Jack Gallo : I'm sixty-one.

  Mr. Weiland : I cannot apologize enough.