George Segal: Jack Gallo

Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : Well, Dennis, that was the last time I went to the bathroom as the boss.

  Dennis Finch : Ooh, I'll call the Smithsonian.

  Jack Gallo : Sarcasm I won't miss so much.

• Jack Gallo : If I wanted a surprise party, I would have told Dennis to throw me one.

• Dennis Finch : Jack, what can I say? You the man, so I decided to lay down some mad rhymes.

  Maya Gallo : Aw, you wrote him a poem. That's so sweet.

  Dennis Finch : It's not a poem, it's a hard-core, def-jam gangsta rap. I haven't had time to lay down the beats, so you'll have imagine the chains and the bling-bling and the Escalade. Here goes: There's a guy named Jack Gallo / Is he shallow? No / He just gots to go / Now he's flying solo... again, you have to imagine the boom-boom and the bitches and the rest. All the while / he made me smile like Gomer Pyle / I look up to him like Fay Wray looked up to King Kong / Like the Chinese to ping-pong / Slap it on da bing-bong.

  Jack Gallo : Thank you, Dennis. I'm sure that meant a lot.

• Nina Van Horn : But what about the party?

  Jack Gallo : There isn't going to be a party.

  Nina Van Horn : Tell that to the brownie I ate five minutes ago.