Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Future Issues (2003)
Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn
Quotes
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Nina Van Horn : You may think this is sappy and old-fashioned, but you know where I met your dad? At an orgy.
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Maya Gallo : This is so out of the blue. What do you think brought this on?
Nina Van Horn : Wait, I have it. Jack is having sexual problems. Men always freak out and quit their jobs whenever their Peter stops piping.
Elliot DiMauro : They do not! I mean, I assume they don't. I mean, how would I know?
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Nina Van Horn : When I needed a job, you were there. When I needed a friend, you were there. When I needed a kidney, you were there.
Dennis Finch : Excuse me, I believe that was my kidney?
Nina Van Horn : But Jack made you give it, and that's what was so sweet.
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Nina Van Horn : But what about the party?
Jack Gallo : There isn't going to be a party.
Nina Van Horn : Tell that to the brownie I ate five minutes ago.