- Elliot DiMauro: [reading card Maya got for Jack] "I'm glad we got over our little misunderstanding." Wow, they really got one for every occasion, don't they?
- Maya Gallo: You have no idea. I saw one that said "So you had your second heart attack..."
- Jack Gallo: You two are still here?
- Dennis Finch: Um... there was supposed to be a meteor shower.
- Jack Gallo: I don't see anything.
- Nina Van Horn: It may have been rescheduled.
- Nina Van Horn: How could you not be turned on? I mean, come on...
- [poses]
- Dennis Finch: It's nice, but it's not for me.
- Nina Van Horn: That's insane, I'm for everybody!
- Nina Van Horn: You smug little hamster of a man! You think you're holding all the cards? Well, you're not holding any cards. And if you are, they're low cards, like twos and sevens.
- Jack Gallo: Dennis, call the tennis club and tell them to rehire that locker room attendant. I found my wallet in the car.
- Elliot DiMauro: I have to be out of the club by eleven. I have that photo shoot at the Intrepid.
- Jack Gallo: Oh, right. Remember, be respectful. That ship is a monument to the brave men who fought and died for this country.
- Elliot DiMauro: But you still want the models to straddle the big guns, right?
- Jack Gallo: Oh, yeah.
- Nina Van Horn: You come back here, Dennis Q. Finch! Nobody walks away from Nina Van... Nina Van... Nina Van Nobody! Rejected by a reject. Oh, God, I've hit rock bottom!
- Dennis Finch: Then my job is done.
- Nina Van Horn: Pardon?
- Dennis Finch: I got you. I finally got you! It took me nine years, but I got you! Uh! Uh! Take it, sweetie!
- Nina Van Horn: What are you talking about?
- Dennis Finch: I'm talking about revenge. I'm talking the sweet juicy nectar...
- [mimes biting fruit]
- Dennis Finch: ... of revenge
- Nina Van Horn: Don't you patronize me! I've had more dates than you've had trips to the little boy's department at Sears!