Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

How Nina Got Her Groove Back (1998)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

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• Jack Gallo : Dennis!

  Dennis Finch : Okay, you're in a meadow high in the Alps. A young Shirley Jones asks you to make her a woman.

  Jack Gallo : Is she wearing a bonnet?

  Dennis Finch : Yes, and leading a cow.

  Jack Gallo : Will you stop with those cows?

• Jack Gallo : We better call Margo's boss to straighten things out. What excuse haven't we used yet?

  Dennis Finch : Uh, let's see. The only ones left are, "She's going through menopause," and "She's a sociopath."

  Nina Van Horn : Sociopath.

• Dennis Finch : I'm taking lunch orders from the Carnegie deli. Want anything?

  Jack Gallo : Roast beef on rye.

  Dennis Finch : Gotcha. One Donald Trump.

  Jack Gallo : What do you mean Donald Trump?

  Dennis Finch : He's got a sandwich named after him.

  Jack Gallo : I've been going to that deli longer than he has. When are they going to name something after me? What am I, chopped liver?

  Dennis Finch : No, that's the Morey Amsterdam.

• Jack Gallo : Margo steps down, you rise up, it's called a power vacuum. When the dominant faction grows old and weak, a new one rises up to take its place. Which is why we humans have to keep an eye on those stinking monkeys.

• Dennis Finch : I bring good news from the Carnegie Deli.

  Jack Gallo : You got them to name a sandwich after me?

  Dennis Finch : I give you the Jack Gallo, hold the Maya.

  Jack Gallo : This is great! I finally have something...

  [Picks up sandwich] 

  Jack Gallo : What is this, a joke?

  Dennis Finch : No, check it out. It's a pita stuffed with watercress, wheat germ and avocado. Used to be called the Liberace.

• Elliot DiMauro : Isn't it time you stopped this competition with Margo?

  Nina Van Horn : What competition? Margo's doing the best job she can, and I'm doing the best job I can.

  Jack Gallo : Margo Langhorne just retired.

  Nina Van Horn : Oh, my God! I won! I won!